Bourbon Is A Vegetable Sweatshirt – Funny Whiskey Lover Crewneck
This cozy crewneck brings a wink and a warm hug to anyone who loves good whiskey and easy laughs. The soft, medium-weight blend and classic fit layer smoothly over flannels or tees, while the bold chest embroidery reads “Bourbon Is A Vegetable” in a vintage, country-inspired font framed by ear-of-corn accents. Wear it on slow Sunday mornings, around the firepit after a long hike, or to low-key gatherings with friends who appreciate bourbon and bad puns. The muted heathered color and subtle texture keep the vibe rustic and lived-in — like an old favorite you reach for without thinking. Durable stitching and tear-away neck label mean it stays comfortable and keeps its shape through washes. It’s made with responsibly sourced cotton and safe, OEKO‑TEX dyes, so you can enjoy the humor with less worry about chemicals or flimsy construction.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8 oz) blend for warmth without bulk
- Classic crewneck and fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Embroidered chest design with DTF inner neck labels and optional wrist embroidery
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and US cotton-trust-backed materials; tear-away neck label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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